"An affair to remember"
Can't be forgot,
For a brand new member
Says a lot
A
tender heart,
A tearful eye,
A quick gulp,
Then a great big smile
Always
small at first
They grow to awesome size
And I suspect that Simon-Peter
Will be of no surprise
- Adoring Dad
Peter Kolibac - 6th February 1984
On a daily basis the great Don Simon waged
war against the mighty D. If on waking he
found the battle too furious he did the only
sensible thing that any great warrior like
himself would do; he would roll over, pull
the great shield "pillow" over his head, hang
onto "Shatzy the Fierce" and promptly go back
to sleep. Only when there was a lull in the
fighting would the great Don Simon emerge
from his secret lair, encase himself in his
armour and ride off to do battle with the
mighty D.
Ever
super critical of his appearance the great
Don Simon would invariably over polish his
armour making it so bright that instead of
it defending him from the demon D it would
blind both his friends and himself.
